Arc 1

When Moshi and Makoto go to Setsuna's Dress shop

Moshi: Konnichi wa, Setsuna-san!
Setsuna: Konnichi wa Moshi-chan, Makoto-chan. What brings you girls here today?
Makoto: *goes to follow Moshi, but accidently walks through the door.*
Moshi: MAKO-CHAN!
Makoto: Oops!
Tory: CUT! Mako-chan, watch the doors!
Makoto: Gomen! *sweatdrop*

Tory: Ok, ACTION!
Setsuna: If you hurry, you just might catch Michiru and Haruka at the crystal cafe.
Moshi: Mako-chan, let's go! *grabs Makoto's arm and a fake one comes out*
Makoto: Hehehe!
Moshi: *SCREAMS*
Tory: CUT! Who gave her that fake arm!
Minako: *whistling to self*

Haruka and Michiru at the Cafe

Haruka: Hi, what's your name?
Girl: *blushes*
Michiru: *chucks shoe at Haruka*
Haruka: OW! WHat was that for?!
Tory: CUT! Michiru!
Michiru: Sorry! I couldn't help myself!

When Hoshi calls Mamoru

Hoshi: *dials Mamoru's house*
Mamoru: Moshi, Moshi. Chiba funeral home. You whack em, we stack em!
Hoshi: o.O
Tory: CUT! This isn't time for your comedy routine, Mamoru!
Mamoru: Gomen!

When Moshi goes to Michiru for love advice

Moshi: Arigato, Michiru-san! I'm deeply in dept to you! *hugs*
Michiru: ^_^
Haruka: *starts to choke Moshi*
Moshi: ACK!
Tory: CUT! Goodness sake, I swear you two are too jealous!
Haruka & Michiru: *^_^*
Tory: *sighs loudly*

When Moshi sees Hoshi again

Hoshi: Moshi?
Moshi: Hoshi? *faints, falling off the set* AHHHH! *CRASH*
Tory: CUT!

Tory: TAKE TWO!
Hoshi: Moshi?
Moshi: Hoshi? *faints, falling onto Usagi*
Usagi: WHa--OUCH!
Tory: CUT!

Tory: TAKE THREE! Get it right this time!
Hoshi: Moshi?
Moshi: Hoshi? *faints*
Everyone: *claps Moshi got it right*
Tory: ARGH! CUT!

Moshi reveals she's Sailor Earth

Moshi: Hoshi, I'm Sailor Earth!
Hoshi: You're WHO?!
Moshi: Sailor Earth... I'll just show you. Earth Infinite Power, make up!
Hoshi: *sees transformation and gets nosebleed*
Mamoru: *hands Hoshi a tissue*
Tory: CUT! You're not supposed to see the transformation!

Arc 2

Tory: Ok, we're doing the intro scene. Ready, Moshi?
Moshi: Ready!
Tory: ACTION!
Moshi: *starts falling, but one of her strings break and she swings out the camera*
Tory: Wha-?!
Moshi: WATCH OUT! AAAAAHHHHHH! *careens into Mamoru* *BASH* *CRASH*
Tory: CUT!

Tory: Ok, Earth copies, get to fighting!
Planet Earth: LIFE FORCE!
Star Earth: WAAAA! IM ON FIRE! WAAAAAAHHHH!
Tory: CUT! NEPTUNE!
Star Earth: *running around with arms pinwheeling* FIRE! FIRE!
Neptune: Deep Submerge!
Star Earth: *SPLASH* Blurp?

Star Earth: *throws one of the hair jewels*
Utopia: WATCH IT!
Everyone: *Runs as the disc goes nuts cutting everything*

When Moshi wakes Hoshi up.

Hoshi: YAAA!
Moshi: *sees Hoshi in his boxers* Oooh, is this what I get in the future? Sign me up!
Tory: CUT! MOSHI NO HENTAI!
Moshi: Oops!
Hoshi: *blushes and covers himself with a blanket*

Whem Moshi and Hoshi goes to Makoto's apartment

Moshi: Mako-chan! *opens arms*
Makoto: Mo-chan! *falls*
Moshi: Ooof! I can't hold---AHH! *both fall to the floor in a heap*
Tory: CUT!

Arc 3

When Hoshi and Mamoru go to the cafe

Hoshi: What's with them?
Mamoru: Females, they usually act odd. I think it's all the sugar they pack away.
Rei: *muttering*
Hoshi: What was that?
Rei: Sexy knickers.
Everyone: *Bursts out laughing*
Tory: CUT! Everyone's not--*snicker*-- supposed to laugh! *starts laughing too*
Hoshi: Sorry!

When Moshi has her dream

Mars: Finish her, Sailormoon!
Moon: HAI! *runs over and uppercuts Moshi*
Moshi: WHA---OOOOF!
Mercury: *deep voice* Fatality! PERFECT!
Tory: CUT! That's the last time they play Mortal Kombat!

Mamoru: Iie, it's me.
Moshi: Ru-chan! It was so scary! Usagi-tachi said they hated me!
Mamoru: Midget, don't think for a second that we don't love you.
Moshi: You love me?
Mamoru: Hai.
Usagi: NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNIIIIIII!
Moshi: Uhoh! *quickly ducks*
Mamoru: *gets hit by a thrown bookbag* o.O *THUD*
Tory: CUT! Usagi!
Usagi: Gomen!

Moshi gets the Cosmic whip

Minako: Alright, Cosmic Whip! Aim for the bushes!
Moshi: Cosmic whip!? What the helllll---*flies right into the camera*
Camera: *FIZZZZZZZ*
Tory: DAMMNIT! CUT!
Makoto: Sorry about that! I should have aimed for the bushes!
Moshi: *teeth missing with a black eye* When can I afford a stunt double? *passes out*

Tory: TAKE TWO!
Minako: Alright, Cosmic Whip! Aim for the bushes!
Moshi: Cosmic whip!? What the helllll---*flies off stage and into the doughnut delivery guy*
Delivery guy: OH, SHII---*BAM*
Usagi: AHH! Not the doughnuts!
Tory: CUUUUUT! MAKO-CHAN!
Makoto: Meep!
Moshi: *even more damaged than before* I aM SAiLoRmOoN! *faints*

Tory: TAKE THREE!
Minako: Alright, Cosmic Whip! Aim for the bushes!
Moshi: Cosmic whip!? What the helllll---*flies into Tory*
Tory: AAAAAH!!!! *CRASH*
Moshi: *much more damaged* Ya papa Ya papa iishanten-- *faints*
Tory: *gets up, grabs Mako-chan and chucks her into the bushes* THOSE ARE THE BUSHES!
Makoto: *from bushes* Right, got it this time!

Tory: *with a bandage on her face* TAKE FOUR!
Minako: Alright, Cosmic Whip! Aim for the bushes!
Moshi: Cosmic whip!? What the helllll---*flies off stage out into the parking lot*
Tory: CUT! MMMMAAAAAAKKKKKOOOOOO-CCCCCHHHHHAAAANNN!
Makoto: Uhoh! *Runs outside*
Moshi: *kicks off skates and chases Makoto with a frying pan* I'll show you a cosmic whip, get back here!
Makoto: TASKUTE!!!
Moshi: *WHAM*
Makoto: *THUD*
Tory: *still inside* I QUIT!

Arc 4

Minako vists Moshi in the hospital

Moshi: Minako-chan, i'm glad you're here with me.
Minako: What are friends for, ne?
[short pause]
Tory: What!?
Moshi: Ano, this kinda sounds like we're together or something!
Minako: *turns bright red.*
Various Senshi: EECCHI! HENTAI!
Tory: CUT! Now you're arguing about the script!? ARGH!

When Moshi's bracelets activate

Tory: Now, this is the part you yell for Mamoru. Ok, action!
Moshi: STELLA!
Tory: WHAT?! STOP THAT!
Moshi: Sorry, I couldn't help myself!

Moshi wearing Nova's fuku

Moshi: *tries to walk but falls off the bed clanging loudly* *BANG* *CRASH*
Tory: *sighs*
Moshi: Um, a little help here? This thing is heavy!
Tory: CUT!

When Nova (as Moshi) calls for Hotaru

Moshi: Hotaru-chan, come to me...
Saturn: Oh ew, she's giving me pedophile vibes!
Moshi: *face falls* o.O
Senshi: O.O
Tory:o.O Wha!? CUT! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!

When Nova (as Moshi) talks to Pluto

Pluto: I know what you're trying to do.
Moshi: Well, do you? Wouldn't it be wise to do the same yourself?
' [short pause]
Pluto: About those vibes...I know what you mean.
Moshi: Not you too!? o.O
Tory: That's it, all of you get a time out! CUT!

When Moshi transforms Mamoru into Sailor Earth

Moshi: Here's my wand, with it comes my power. The words you need to say are, EARTH INFINITE POWER...MAKE UP!
*A bright purple light evelopes both, leaving Moshi as Tuxedo Kamen and Mamoru...in Sailor Earth's fuku*
Minako: *screams* A MAN IN A SKIRT!
Mamoru: WHAT!? *SCREAMS* GET IT OFF ME!
Usagi: Oh no, Mamo-chan! *bursts into tears* My husband is a cross-dresser!
Moshi: o.O What--
Tory: This is gonna take a while to sort out. CUT!
Haruka: I'm glad people don't make this big of a fuss when I wear pants!

Moshi transforms using old henshin

Moshi: Earth Planet Power, Make up!!!
Hoshi: *gets a nosebleed*
Tory: You're not even in this scene! GET OUT!
Mamoru: *hands Hoshi a tissue before pushing him offstage*