Arc 5

When Chibimo and Miko are in the attic.

Chibimo: Mi-chan, look at this! *rips open box*
Miko: Remember when she wore this fuku? *holds up pink lace teddy*
Moshi: Oops! *blush*
Chibimo: *covers Miko's eyes* MOM!
Hoshi: I'll take that!
Mamoru: HOSHI!
Hoshi: ^_^
Tory: Oh god! *covers her OWN eyes* CUT!

Miko finds Moshi's old diary

Miko: Read, some of these words are too advanced for me!
Chibimo: Alright... *opens book starts to read* I am the Senshi, koo koo kachoo... WHA?!
Tory: MOSHI!
Moshi: *giggling flashing victory sign*

When Moshi is cooking breakfast.

Mamoru: Ohaiyo, Midget! *sits down*
Moshi: Ohaiyo, onii! *turns back to stove when it starts blazing*
Mamoru: FIRE!
Moshi: MY PONYTAIL!
Tory: NEPTUNE!
Neptune: *sighs* DEEP SUBMERGE!
*SPLASH*
Moshi: *blurp*

When Moshi runs up Hikawa Jinja steps

Moshi: *tries to pass Usagi, but accidently slams into her*
Usagi: WHAAA?!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-----------
Rei: Oh boy, they fell down ALL the steps.
Tory: We're gonna need an air lift!

Tory: Okay! Take Two!
Moshi: *successfully passes Usagi*
Makoto: WATCH IT!
Moshi: WHA?! *WHAM*
[This time Moshi, Usagi AND Makoto go down the stairs]
Moshi, Usagi & Makoto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa------------
Everyone: ...
Minako: Don't say it, Tory. I'll get the air lift!
Tory: CUT!

When Minako and Moshi go to Ami's to help.

Ami: Really Mo-chan. I appreciate your concern, but I don't need help!
Moshi: [whispers] Taskute... [gets more soup to feed Ami, but sticks the spoon in Ami's nose]
Ami: ITAI!!! X_X
Tory: CUT! Someone get the kleenix!
Moshi: O_O GOMEN!

When Moshi gets ready to leave

Ami's mother: Moshi, you might want to change your clothing before you leave.
Moshi: Hai *clothing RRRIIIPPPSS, exposing her behind in Ami's face*
Ami: *whistles and tucks a dollar in Moshi's panties*
Minako: ECCHI!
Tory: Oh gross, CUT!
Ami: *HE* made me do it! *points at Hoshi*
Hoshi: Uhoh! *RUNS*
Moshi: YOU HENTAI!

When Moshi and Mamoru practice.

Endymion: *swings and cuts her arm off*
Utopia: *SCREAMS*
Tory: CUT! MEDIC!
Uranus: I don't think chopped limbs count in the curse of infinity...does it?
Pluto: I dunno, but let's wait an see!

When Pluto demostrates that Moshi is left-handed.

Pluto: *swings staff overhead and CRACKS Moshi with it*
Utopia: X_X *thud*
Endymion: Damn, she wasn't fast enough.
Tory: ARGH! CUT! PLUTO!
Pluto: WHAT!? I didn't do anything wrong!
Tory: When will you people learn to ACT!

When Uranus and Utopia fight

Uranus: *grabs Moshi in a headlock* You're panicking, that's not a good sig--AHHH! *gets shocked*
Utopia: Forgot I could do that!
Pluto: It's ELECTIC!
Neptune & Endymion: BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!
All: *starts doing the electic slide*
Tory: CUT! *throws script book at Pluto*

Arc 6

When Minako sees Moshi in the hallway

Minako: Mo-chan, Matte!!! *Starts sliding in the school shoes*
[Moshi looks up to see Minako sliding into HER!]
Moshi: WATCH IT!!!
Both: *SCREAMS*
*BAM*
Moshi: SHIMATTA!
Tory: CUT!

When Moshi gets in the car with the outers

Haruka: *sits in back with Moshi*
Michiru: *sits in front*
Setsuna: *starts car up and drives away*
[pause]
Moshi: ...?
Setsuna: I just remembered...I can't DRIVE!
All: o.O
Moshi: OH CRAP!
All: AHHHHHHHHH!
Car: *flips over on road*
Tory: *sighs* Next time I'm checking for licenses! CCCCUUUT
Minako: MEDIC!
Tory: *glares at Minako*
Minako: Sorry, it's just...yelled so often here...

When Haruka introduces Elsa to Moshi

Haruka: Ah, Elsa! I wanted you to meet a friend of mine. Moshi, kore wa Gray Elsa. Elsa, are wa Takanera Moshi.
Elsa: Hajimemashite, Takanera-san.
Moshi: Hajimemashite, Gray-san.
Elsa: Is this the one you said that could be a runner?
Haruka: Hai, I think she has what it takes. Of course she could never beat me though.
Elsa: *pinches Moshi on the hip*
Hoshi: [off screen] HEY!
Moshi: NANI!
[Moshi jumps on Elsa and tries to murder her]
Tory: Oh gawd, CUTTTT!

When Setsuna takes Moshi home.

Setsuna: Moshi-chan, gomen if you felt that way.
Moshi: I'm sorry if I snapped, but this whole sports fever is driving me nuts! Minna keeps trying to recruit me for their own sports. They won't let me choose my own! I swear, they have the tenacity of crack dealers!
[short pause]
Moshi: Setsuna-san?
Setsuna: You know... I still can't DRIVE!
Both: AHHHHHH!
Car: *screeches and flips again*
Tory: DAMMIT! I PAID FOR LESSONS! STUPID IMMORTAL DRIVERS!
Setsuna: I HEARD THAT!
Tory: CUUUUT!!!

When Usagi answers the phone

Usagi: Moshi moshi, Tsukino residence.
Makoto: [disguising voice] Do you like scary movies?
Usagi: EEP! *drops phone and runs away* AHHHHHHHH!
Tory: MAKO-CHAN!

ARC 7

When the new students join the class.

Sekano: We have two new students. Makanera Toshi and Mino Ainako
Moshi: WHAT THE F**K?
Everyone: *faces turns bright red*
Tory: MOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHIII!
Moshi: GOMEN! GOMEN!

When Toshi and Moshi first meet.

Toshi: Konnichi wa senpai.
Moshi: Konnichi wa Makanera-kun
Toshi: *winks at Moshi and makes a kissy face*
Moshi: O_O;;;
Tory: CUT! You're supposed to hit on Mako-chan, not her!
Toshi: *looks at script* Sorry bout that!

When Toshi sees Makoto

Toshi: Konnichi wa, Kino-sama.
Makoto: Sama... nani?!
Toshi: *reaches into pocket* This is for you. *throws letter*
Makoto: That's nice but...
Moshi: *snatches letter up and throws it*
Toshi: HURK! *letter catches her in the throat.*
Tory: *sighs* Minako...
Minako: *jumps up* MEDIC!

When Nova attacked Toshi

Nova: *squinting at the script* I have you now Toshi!
Toshi: Er, you mean Moshi!
Nova: I know what I said!
Toshi: No, you called me Toshi not Moshi!
Nova: I DID SAY MOSHI! *stomps off angrily*
Tory: *sighs and covers her eyes*
Galaxia: She REALLY need to get some contacts.

Arc 8

When Rei and Moshi meet in Fruit Parlor Crown

Rei: Actually, I just wanted to know, how are things between you and Hoshi-san?
Moshi: *turns red.* "NANI!?
Rei: Well, does he still wear those boxers or what?
Hoshi: NANI!? *faints* *THUD*
Moshi: NANI!
Tory: CUT! REI-CHAN!
Rei: Gomen!

When Ami is accused of cheating.

Ainako: Well, maybe if we would have cheated like Mizuno-kun, we wouldn't have this problem.
Ami: I've done no such thing. Who are you to even accuse me!
Moshi: *starts rolling up the sleeve of her shirt* NANI! Mo ichido itte?
Ainako: I say she chea--
Ami: *PUNCHES*
Ainako: MY NOSE! WAAAAA!
Everyone: *blinks*
Tory: [very scared now] Ok, we're going to cut. Ami-chan needs her meds now.
Ami: [innocent] What?

Nova attacks Toshi in the park

Toshi: That's not Perenity!
Nova: Perenity? Never heard of her. What's the matter, Toshi? Don't recognize me?
Toshi: Dammit, I'm Toshi NOT Moshi!
Moshi: DAMN SKIPPY!
Nova: WHA?
Toshi: HEY!
Moshi: HEY YOURSELF!
Toshi: BITCH!
Moshi: HUSSY!
[Moshi and Toshi start fighting]
Tory: Aw hell, CUT!
Nova: *stomps off again*
Galaxia: *sighs* I told her to go to the eye doctor...

Nova Kidnaps Usagi.

Nova: Iie, little Moon. We're moving the party to another place. Somewhere *I* can feel comfortable."
Jupiter: Yeah, where's that? Jigoku?
Nova: Funny. I'll let you know when we should meet. Oh and just to be safe...
[She shakes and zaps her, but a little TOO much]
Usagi: GARK! X_X
Nova: Uhoh..
Mamoru: USAKO!
Tory: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Nova: I zapped her too hard! *bursts into tears*
Minako: MEDIC!
Moshi: Screw the medic, we need a resurrection!
Tory: CUTT CUT DAMMIT CUT!

When Nova takes Usagi away

Nova: A little something to remember Moon by! [throws the Eternal Moon brooch to Mars]
Mars: MY EYE! OH KAMI-SAMA, MY EYE!
Nova: O_O
Usagi: [newly resurrected] O_O;
Tory: Oh lord, what now!
Minako: MEEEEDDDDIIIIICCCC!!!
Moshi: At this rate of healing, I'm gonna need a medic soon!