Tory: Okay, Moshi. The floor is yours.
Moshi: Really?!
Tory: Yes. Go ahead.
Moshi: Cool!
Konnichi wa! Atashi Takanera Moshi. Welcome to my guide to writing fanfiction. I'm not a picky reader by nature, but there are a few things one can do to avoid suckdom.
Ami: Suckdom is not a word!
Moshi: Sssh!
These simple tips can save you a lot of anguish!
1. Have some knowledge of Sailormoon.
Tory: That's too much of a hint!
Moshi: Well, I've seen some scary Sailor Moon stories that say they've never seen the series!
Usagi: NANI?!
2. Write whatever the hell you want.
Makoto: Couldn't make that one any easier.
Minako: Nope, not even with a cheat sheet.
3. Watch the grammar. (Tory's guilty of this too!) But that's a given, so we can throw number three out!
Rei: That's it?
Moshi: That's it!
Tory: Short, sweet and to the point. That's why she's my Senshi!
Haruka: What about if they want to do a Sailor Earth?
Michiru: Then they follow point number two!
Moshi: Actually, Haruka-san, Michiru-san, I have a separate guide for that!
1. Don't push poor Mamoru-san into the background. He hates it.
Mamoru: You darn right I do!
Moshi: I think that's enough of an explanation.
Minako: Now if our tests could be this simple...
Makoto: We'd be doctors by now!
2. Make it as original as you can! The Naru thing has been done!
Tory: Ah, tip number two. My favorite of them all!
Rei: That's it again?!
Moshi: Yep, that's it again.
Usagi: I wish she was this quick with explaining biology.
Setsuna: Well, at least Tory didn't break any rules of this one!
Tory: Say, you're right!
Mamoru: Bah, she skated by tip 3!
Tory: Shaddup!
What? Were you expecting something as elaborate as others? Nope, this is short and to the point and easier to understand! Enjoy!