Updates - November 03, 2001
You know, for a while this part of the site was just DEAD. But, since I'm such an "evil bastard," I resurrected it. And oh boy, are you going to enjoy this sweet little nugget of wisdom.
Our friend today, Joyu Tomigotsuchiba (the worlds most scrambled name...) decided she/he/it/whatever just HAD to announce they're the REAL Sailorearth! You know of course, genius didn't leave an email...sooo PUBLIC HUMILATION TIME!
Moshi: Yawn...
Usagi: You're supposed to be angry!
Moshi: If I exploded at every damn idiot that emailed Tory and said they were the real Sailorearth, I'd be in a mental ward by now...
Usagi: Wakatta...
Let's see what Joyu-chan had to say, ne?
Moshi: Sheesh, is she even coherent this time? *files nails*
Tory: We'll see, Mo-chan.
Joyu:I am Sailor Earth!
Moshi:No you are not! If you were, you would have a webpage!
Joyu:WHAT!I do,it's just,my info got erased!
Moshi:Oh no. SUCKER!
Joyu:Pluuuuuuuuuuu!*sticking touge out*
Moshi:WHY YOU LITTLE!
*start fighting*
When asked: What's the best about PSE?
Joyu:THAT YOUR UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moshi:HEY!
Joyu:Pluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
What we think:
Tory: Ok, what the hell is Plu?
Haruka: Short name for Pluto?
Setsuna: *growls*
Haruka: Uh...maybe not!
Moshi: Sheesh, I think dingaling means BIIDAH! If you're gonna razzberry my evil twin, at least DO IT RIGHT!
Ami: That doesn't even sound like Mo-chan talking! And it's YOU'RE not YOUR!
Makoto: Besides, I know Mo-chan and she would have BEEN wiped the floor with Joyu!
Rei: I think we all know that. *sweatdrops*
Moshi: I think she was looking in the mirror when she made that comment...
Ami: MO-CHAN!
Of course Joyu's delighful visit to the page didn't stop there! Oh no, she/it/monster decided that she had to make a few incoherent private postings!
More incoherent rambling
Joyu:Psst!
Moshi:What!
Joyu:Change your name!
Moshi:Uh,why?
Joyu:'Cause I can't take it!
Moshi:---------------------
So, Joyu's pissed that Moshi's name more easier to pronounce? Why can't she do what I did and simply pick random syllables out the air like I did. NEWS FLASH: Takanera doesn't mean anything! I don't even think it's a geniuine Japanese family name! Takahashi, Takagawa, yes! Takanera, NO! Oh yeah, I'm going to change Moshi's name of OVER FIVE FREAKING YEARS because Joyu wants it!
Moshi: Nah, she's mad her name looks like 'I'm gonna get Chiba.'
Usagi: NAAAAAAANNNNNIIIIII!
Rei: Oh great, get HER started!
Ami: It actually looks like Oh my god, it's Chiba.
Makoto: Gee, another Mamoru-san fan.
Mamoru: What's wrong with that!?
Minako: No disrespect, Mamoru-san, but your fans have a tendency to be...uh, nutty.
Mamoru: *sweatdrop*
Rei: Somehow that's bad, seeing that Minako-chan said that...
Minako: Nani?! You're saying I'm nutty?!
Others: [knowing looks]
Minako: o.O;;;
Of course it doesn't stop there. Let's see... This time I'll show you the ENTIRE post, with Senshi comments, MST3K style!
Moshi: MWAHAHAHAR!
Saturday 11/03/2001 4:54:56pm
Name:A REALLY MAD PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@_@
Haruka: Oh, I guess Joyu's mad, huh?
Michiru: You little genius, you!
E-Mail:PLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!(sticks touge out)
Harkua: There's that plu again!
Setsuna: *holding time key* Don't. Go. There.
Haruka: *hides behind Michiru*
Homepage Title:THE REAL SAILOR EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Short pause]
Everyone: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Moshi: Oooh, it's the Real Sailorearth. She's going to hit me with her dirt balls! I'm so scared... not.
Rei: Kami-sama, don't tell me this is who I think it is!?
Makoto: Take your pick!
Homepage URL:http://DO YOU CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Usagi: Not really, it's probably bad like some of the others.
Rei: Ooh, good one, Usagi!
Referred By:Web Ring
Ami: USO! PSE isn't on anymore webrings!
Hoshi: Down, Ami-chan!
Location:I DON'T GIVE A DAM ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Moshi: And do we give a 'dam' about you? (Even though that is DAMN, idiot.)
Haruka: What? She's too young to say damn?
Ami: What did the beavers ever do to HER!?
Comments:HERE'S A SONG FOR YA!
Everyone: COVER YOUR EARS!
I THINK,
Ami: Now that's a REALLY good one!
Rei: Few more months and you'll have it down.
Ami: Thanks, Rei-chan.
YOU STINK!
YOU YOU YOU SUCK!
Moshi: ... Just like--
Mamoru: DON'T!
Moshi: But!
Mamoru: JUST DON'T!
Moshi: Oh poo!
Ya.
Moshi: [doing her Johnny Bravo impersonation] Yeah...whatever.
Ah, my poor sides are hurting from laughing at this goofball. Who knows, maybe next time Joyu will have the balls to leave an email address...or they'll just sit there in cyberspace hating me from afar. I really don't care, this was just something fun to do. Now, had Joyu left an address, she'd would've gotten this personally. Seeing she didn't...public time! LOL
Tory, REALLY tired of the nitwits
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