This page existed on a very old version of PSE. I decided that due to circumstances that piss me off, I just had to bring the page back. So here are my rants, version 4.0!
I'm not a person to raise a fuss, but when something peeves me, I just gotta rant! Here I'll have various rants from past to the present. Of course, this all relates to Project: Sailor Earth and the universe that is Bishoujo Senshi Seera Muun.
Want to know what peeves me? Here we go!
Things that peeve Tory.
Haruka: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
People who believe they're the entire encyclopedia of BSSM.
I mean really, come on! Who knows more about BSSM than Takeuchi Naoko?! Not me! And certainly not that group of 'tards who think that just because they have the manga (original of course!) seen all 200 eps in Japanese (but don't know what the hell was said!) and have just the best damn fanfiction this side of the ocean.
GET REAL.
Who the hell do you think you are to wander your butt onto someone's web site where they took time and effort to create a Senshi/Story line to the best of their ability? If you don't like it, take your behind somewhere else! Or here's a neat idea, offer ways on how to rectify the situation so the Senshi/Story line can be better! Don't just sit there bitching, whining, and then offer no help. It's simply stupid and makes you look like a moron. Then again...
People who look at PSE for pics.
Now, I admit that I like the pictures. But hey, I'm just the author, what the hell do I know? It pisses me to no greater end when someone sends me stupid emails saying, "Your pictures are Usagi redone..blah blah." DUH! Like I don't know that. The one that pisses me off the greatest is when they feel the need to critique the pictures and say they're sloppy. News flash, dorko. Like I give a flying rat's behind what you think. Someone out there likes PSE enough to attempt to create a picture of what she looks like. You know what that says? It says, I like PSE and here is a picture for Moshi.
If you can't either create a picture or draw one, shut up and leave the gallery. The site isn't about PICTURES it's about FANFICTION! I cannot stress that enough, but again and again, more people fuss about the pictures, but say nothing about the story line.
Moral of this rant is: EITHER PUT UP, OR SHUT UP!
People who bitch for the sake of bitching.
Oh just a second. Ah never mind! You know what I mean here. People who bitch at you for having the same idea and claim you stolen it, (when you never even heard of this person, seen this person's site or even know that they exist) and send you 10, 20, 30 emails a day saying the same stupid stuff over and over.
"DUH! I THOUGHT OF SAILOR EARTH FIRST!"
oh this is priceless, come on, Takeuchi thought of Sailor Earth first. Her name was Chino Mamoru!
"YOU STOLE MY IDEA!"
How can someone possibly steal your idea if you never wrote the damn story? Einstein would roll in his grave over this one. That or Ami just would have a twitching fit.
Ami: [twitches]
People who email me saying 'Why not Naru?"
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! I will not ever make Naru-chan a Senshi! I'm sure we're all a little pissed that she didn't make the ranks, but in this universe, Moshi is Sailor Earth NOT Naru!
Naru: Drat...
I will say though that Naru does make it into the series a few times. She sits next to Moshi in class!
Moshi: ^.^
"Why not red hair"
Why? So she can look like Naru-chan? I'm going to leave that rant at that. It's stupid!
But I think this is my biggest peever of them all...
People who tell me, "Mamoru represents the Earth. He has the golden star seed."
All right, idiot central. If you've even READ PSE, you will know that Moshi doesn't have a golden star seed! Her star seed is purple with yellow swirls. Moshi was never a princess. I guess you're just missing the fact that she killed Sailor Uranus...
Haruka: NANI!? O.o;;
Michiru: She means in the history section!
Haruka: Oh. NANI?! O.o;;
Michiru: It's pointless...
I refuse to even try to explain this again. It only pisses me off further by doing so.
People who mask Flames as comments and critisism.
Oh this is a new one here. I'm sure you all know why. I'm not mentioning any names or any site, but to mask flames as C & C is a pretty low ass thing to do. Not only does that make you seem like a coward, but also it makes you seem jealous as hell that someone beat you to the idea. Not only do you give a so-called 'review'; you do it without the author knowing it, nor their permission. That is really low and makes you look like an ass. Now the condition of your looks before that isn't my concern, but to EVEN try (and very poorly) mask flames as C & C is just WRONG.
A REAL review would touch on points and ideas of what they liked and didn't like. Not just 'oh I liked it when stuff happened." I'm sure Ebert would slap you lopsided for even saying something like that.
People who make fanfiction tips.
Now, I'm not aiming this at ALL fanfiction guides, there are some good ones out there. The Amazon Quartet at Worst of the Web has a good one. The Senshi Seed Shop (is that right?) is a good one also. It's just those that COPY what others have and then try to put it in their own words.
I'm so sick of seeing everyone put. "Don't make a Sailor Earth/Sailor Sun" Uh, who died and made you God of Fanfiction? People, if you want to make a Sailor Earth/Sun, go right ahead! Just make sure she's the best damn Earth/Sun you can ever make. Forget what others say, it's your story!
If I'd listen to every reject, PSE would have never existed. So, forget them! Do what you want!
People who break their own guide tips.
Actually this doesn't piss me off, it makes me laugh at their stupidity. Especially those who put the Sailor Earth/Sun clause in it, but has a Sailor Earth of their own! The kicker is especially when they directly rip Terry Laden off (man, I feel bad for Terry, everyone has copied that site!) stick a few 'descriptive' words and think they have a profile.
I have even seen word by word copies of Terry's SE's profile. The only thing that was changed was the character's name!
People who make Sailor Earths and push Mamoru out of view.
Mamoru is the EARTH SENSHI. So what if he doesn't wear a skirt.
Mamoru: O.O;;
Mamoru does have the golden star seed and is only the Prince of the Earth. Contrary to popular belief, he does have a pivotal role in the story. He is the representative of Earth and has his own powers. The part of the manga with the four generals and the Kinzuishou (golden crystal) should have been kept in the anime. Just how Usagi has four Senshi, Mamoru has four generals. Both have a crystal.
Hmm. If the Ginzuishou has great power, I wonder what does that say about the Kinzuishou!
People who tell me, "Well they had the right to say so."
This comes in later response to a flame war. Well it wasn't really a flame war, the poor girl just set herself up to be barbequed. She told me Willow had the right to complain about my fanfiction, but she told me bascially I should have just took it and went with it instead of responding the way I did. Um, if Willow had the right to snap at me, why can't I have the right to snap back? Isn't that the same as she having the right? Why can Willow have the right to do what she did, but I can't have the right to do what I did? I tell you, someone failed basic logic twice, and it wasn't me!
Whew, I think I've worn myself out here! Well, check back later for more rants from the author!